یں نوٹس لے لیا وا۔۔
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By: Muhammad Tahseen
خادمِ اعلٰی صاحب، خادمِ اعلٰی صاحب!!
ککیا ہوا، کیا ہوا؟ قلفیاں ٹھںڈٰی ہوگئیں کیا؟ اگر آج قلفیاں اچھی طرح جمی ہوئی نہ ہوئی تو اایک سیکنڈ میں ایک سیکنڈ میں تمہیں معطل کردوں گا۔
نہیں صاحب قلفیاں ابھی فریرزر میں لگی ہوئی ہیں۔ باہر بہت بارش ہو رہی ہے پچاس سے زائد فیڈرز ٹرپ کرگئے ہیں اور لکشمی چوک پر پھر پانی جمع ہوگیا ہے۔۔۔
ککیا؟ جلدی کرو جلدی کرو میرے برساتی جوتے نکالو اور کیمرہ مین سے بھی کہو فورا وہاں پہنچے۔
لیکن صاحب وہ تو آپ نے مون سون کے لیے رکھوائے تھے۔
تتو کیا تو کیا ہوا؟ جوتے عوام کی خدمت کے لیے ہی ہیں جب بھی استعمال کرلوں۔۔
ٹھیک ہے صاحب۔ کیا برساتی بھی نکال دوں؟
ہہاں نکال دو نکال دو۔
جو حکم صاحب۔۔
بات سنو بات سنو
جی صاحب؟
یہ اس موسم میں اتنی بارش؟ ذرا شیدے سے پوچھ کے بتاؤ خان صاحب کی کوئی سازش تو نہیں؟؟
ٹھیک ہے صاحب!!!
ٹرن ٹرن ٹرن۔۔۔
صاحب، بڑے صاحب کا فون ہے۔۔
ہیں؟ اس وقت؟ پاجی کو کیا ہوا؟ صبح ناشتے پر ہی تو ملاقات ہوئی تھی۔ او ہاں ہو سکتا ہے کوئی کاروباری بات ہو قطر کے امیر بھی تو آئے ہوئے ہیں۔ لاؤ دو فون۔۔
پپاجی پاجی سلام علیکم!! وعلیکم، شہباز یہ کیا ہورہا ہے اللہ کے فضل وکرم سے لکشمی چوک پر پھر پانی کھڑا ہو گیا ہے اور بجلی بھی نہیں ہے۔
جی پاجی میں بس بوٹ پہن کر نکل رہا ہوں فورا نکل رہا ہوں۔۔
شاباش، لیکن چھوٹے پھر مسئلہ ہو جائے گا میڈیا پھر الٹے سیدھے سوال کرنے لگے گا کہ آپ تیس سال سے پنجاب پر حکومت کررہے ہیں اور صوبائی دارالحکومت کا سیوریچ تک ٹھیک نہیں ہوسکا۔۔
پاجی پاجی او تے ٹھیک اے او تے ٹھیک اے پر تسی وی تے میرے نال ای حکومت کر رئے او۔۔
ششش چھوٹے چپ کر جا آج کل میڈیا کے کان بہت تیز ہیں کوئی سن نہ لے۔۔
ہاں پاجی ٹھیک کیا، ٹھیک کیا تسی۔۔
چل توں فٹا فٹا لکشمی چوک پہنچ تے محول بنا، باقی میں سنبھال لاں گا۔۔ اللہ کے فضل وکرم سے۔۔
ٹھیک اے پاجی ٹھیک اے پاجی۔۔
ہاں تے سن میڈیا تے خبر دتی کے نئی؟
کیہڑی خبر پاجی؟ کیہڑی خبر؟
یار اوہی۔۔
میں نوٹس لے لیا وا۔۔
(محمد تحسین)
Tuesday 17 February 2015
میں نوٹس لے لیا وا۔۔
Hum Sab Umeed Say Hain – 17th February 2015
Hum Sab Umeed Say Hain – 17th February 2015
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Syasi Theater on Express News – 17th February 2015
Syasi Theater on Express News – 17th February 2015
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Cricket Ka Badshah (Special Transmission) On Aaj News – 17th February 2015
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Kharra Sach (Darandagi Urooj Par…) – 17th February 2015
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Sayasat hai Ya Saazish (Taliban Suicide Attack On Police Headquarters In Lahore) – 17th February 2015
Dr. Moeed Pirzada presents a Siasat Hai Ya Saazish on Dunya News and talk with Fawad Chaudhry.
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Jaiza (Pakistan Wasail Say Mala Maal) – 17th February 2015
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Khabar Roze Ki (Kashmir Issue Must Be Resolve Soon – Pm Nawaz) – 17th February 2015
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Situation Room – 17th February 2015
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Intense Fight Between Achor Kamran Shahid And Rana Sanauallah
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Dr Mujahid Kamran Punjab University Ka Rangeela Vice Chancellor Aur Sharif Khandaan Ka Rishtedar
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Dr Mujahid Kamran Punjab University Ka Rangeela Vice Chancellor Aur Sharif Khandaan Ka Rishtedar
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Geo News 9pm Bulletin – 17th February 2015
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Dunya News 9pm Bulletin – 17th February 2015
Watch Today’s Daily News Bulletin from Dunya News.
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Express News 9pm Bulletin – 17th February 2014
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News Point (Exclusive Interview Gen (R) Hameed Gul) – 17th February 2015
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8pm with Fareeha(Pakistan Team Ki Haar..Zimedar Pakistan Cricket Board..??) – 17th February 2015
8pm with Fareeha – 17th February 2015
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Capital Talk (Exclusive Talk With Sayeeda Warsi{Former Minister of State for Faith and Communities UK} ) – 17th February 2015
Capital Talk – 17th February 2015
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8pm with Fareeha(Pakistan Team Ki Haar..Zimedar Pakistan Cricket Board..??) – 17th February 2015
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On The Front (Lahore In The Hit List Of Terrorist)– 17th February 2015
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Off The Record (Qabza Mafia Governor Kay Ohdha Say Zyada Taqatwar) – 17th February 2015
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Tonight With Jasmeen (Army Chief Or DG ISPR Ka Dora e Afghanistan….) – 17th February 2015
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Sachi Baat (Kashmir Issue Should Be Resolved Under UN Resolutions: PM Nawaz) – 17th February 2015
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Nadeem Malik Live (Lahore 1 Bar Phir Deyshat Gardi Kay Neshanay Par) – 17th February 2015
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Awaam – 17th February 2015
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NewsEye (Lahore Hamla.. Qaumi Action Plan..) – 17th February 2015
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Live With Dr. Shahid Masood (Party Leadership Will Decide On Zulfiqar Mirza’s Party Membership: Sharjeel Memon) – 17th February 2015
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Tajzia with Sami Ibrahim (Lahore Ek Baar Phir Dehshat Gardi Ke Nishane Par!!) – 17th February 2015
Watch Zaeem Qadri (PML-N), Mian Mehmood ur Rasheed (PTI), Israr Sheikh, in Tajzia with Sami Ibrahim – 17th February 2015
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Agar Army Shahbaz Sharif Ke Hawalay Kar Di Jaye To Fauj ka Kia Hashar Hoga???:- Ayaz Amir
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Situation Room On Din News – 17 February 2015
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“Parents Should also respect Their Children” Beautiful Advise for Parents by Maulana Tariq Jameel [Must Listen]
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